Spanked ‘Til They Squeak

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R Humphries is a great lover of the language of spanking so I was delighted to stumble upon the exquisite phrase ‘spanked until we squeak’ in an articulate and well-observed post (Party Pitfalls) written by Caroline Grey on her ‘I get it, Sometimes I get it good’ site.

As a spanking writer it often only takes a little gem like this phrase to give me a whole new story-line. However, this particular nugget presents me with something of a challenge. At the Woody Back to School Unit the inmates pride themselves in their stoicism while their bumbags are under constant bombardment from an assortment of canes, straps, slippers, hair-brushes, violin bows and even the occasional kitchen utensil. With only a few exceptions the inmates subscribe to the ‘Only muffs howl’ philosophy. I suspect that the whop-hardened veterans at the unit would laugh their bumbags off if members of the Brass or the Elite threatened to ‘spank you so hard that you’ll squeak’. I feel certain that my Beloved Jojo would be rather indignant if I wrote that she had ‘squeaked’ during a spanking. I shall broach the subject of ‘squeaking’ over dinner and gauge her response, which might be quite amusing or could prove to be downright dangerous if she happens to have a fork in her hand!

Anyway thanks again to Miss Caroline Grey for her amusing turn of phrase and I’m sure that it will remain stored away with my other nuggets until it resurfaces in some manner in an episode in a book.

Now, once again work sadly beckons so Bottoms Up to the rest of you … thanks for visiting R.

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