Bend Over Your Bed; I Intend to Give You Six on the Silks!

At the Woody Back to School Unit the ‘no goofing, gabbing, larking or pranking after lockdown’ protocols are strictly imposed by a senior member of the Elite known as the Dorm Raider. Armed with her trusty ashplant cane tucked beneath her arm she prowls the hallways and landings in crepe-soled shoes on the alert for signs of mischief and malfeasance.

Being thrashed in the dorms is known as getting ‘six on the silks’ to the Woody Wags. This is a reference to a major coup pulled off by Jojo Heyworth when she persuades the Grand Master to allow the inmates to wear swanky red and black striped silk pajamas made available at the Bernadette Summers Enterprises outlet store. The gals are delighted to swap out their old dowdy cotton jimjams for the softer, slinkier duds. However, they soon discover that there is a downside to their new jimjams. They observe that after they have been obliged to bend over their beds for six from the Dorm Raider they experience a bizarre phenomenon. As the night of fitful sleep progresses their bums appear to be getting hotter rather than cooler. It is as if the silk jimjams are acting as heat conductors.

Ok, so you might well be thinking that old R Humphries might actually be a refugee from the home for the bewildered while posing as a spanking writer, but I swear it’s not so.

I was first alerted to the silk heat conducting phenomena by My Beloved Jojo. I had recently purchased her several pairs of very becoming silk jimjams over the Christmas period. During that particular year’s festivities I was naturally compelled to bend her over our bed and give her six hot ones with a rather whippy cane (what else to Spanko’s do at Chrimbo?).

The following morning, over breakfast, I was tactfully inquiring over the state of her arse, as one feels obliged in polite society, and she informed me of the curious phenomena that throughout the night she had felt that the temperature in her rear end was continuing to rise and proposed the idea that it must have something to do with the new pajamas. I immediately scoffed at the notion and dismissed it as having no possible scientific basis. She looked at me rather darkly and informed me that she might be a better judge in such matters.

Of course this was to great a creative opportunity too overlook and I parlayed Jojo’s observations into a story. When Jojo gets her first six of the silks and shares her observations regarding their heat conducting qualities with her whop-hardened chums. When they are as cynical as I was in their responses, Jojo is not easily deterred and turns to Lisa Sutton, the facility’s resident boffin in matters of Physics for an explanation. Lisa cites the findings of the Baldwin Project performed by Jean-Henri Fabre to explain that because the jimjams that Bernadette Summers supply’s are made from woven silk they possess a natural heat conduction quality!

See I don’t make this stuff up … Go Google it or better still go buy your partners some silk jimjams and experiment a little with the theories of silk and heat conduction.

Good luck … Bottoms Up! Thanks for stopping by … RH

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