The Great Spank-off and Endurance Spanking

In my opinion there are not enough spanking competitions going on. Call me old-fashioned but in a society that celebrates punters who can stuff fifty hot dogs down their throats in a few minutes why aren’t we paying more attention and tributes to the gals who can take a whopping and keep on bopping? So I was interested to see Richard Windsor over at The House of Richard Windsor trying to organize just such an event.

Several volumes of the Woody Back to School Unit saga are dedicated to a spank-off between the inmates to determine their endurance under the most taxing of circumstances. As usual the idea of the spank-off was initiated by a prolonged private session with My Beloved Jojo where she cheekily taunted me that either my arm would become tired or my hand too sore before she called quits. I have no intention of divulging the details of the outcome of this particular private challenge save to say that I don’t think that the administrator of a damn good hand-spanking gets enough credit in the copious volumes of literature that has been dedicated to the subject.

In the Great Spank-off held in the Great Hall of the Woody compound during the first ‘heat’ sixteen bold contestants engage in an eye-watering, teeth-chattering, nerve-jangling ‘Whop ‘til You Drop’ caning competition. Only the very brave survive!

A week later the first-round winners compete in a knock-out ‘heat’ called Leather Saturday where they are confronted with the dreaded Reform School Strap, the Lochgelly tawse and the dreaded ping-pong paddle with its unforgiving delrin insert. After some legendary battles even some of the most whop-hardened veterans are forced to concede.

Four gals move forward to Wooden Saturday where they are alarmed to find that Mr Humphries has raided the vaults of the units kitchen and found a variety of utensils including a lethal flat-faced spatula, a Peruvian Spoon custom-formed from a rare weathered wood found only in regions of the Upper Northern Andes, and then finally a formidable flapjack flipper. The handcrafted flipper was carved from the downed limbs of the hardwoods found in the North West of the United States and was about thirteen inches long and as thick as a finger. Its long barked handle was attached to a beautifully grained circular head and proved a formidable adversary even to Woody legends like Nixdown Nixon and Lady Victoria Brompton.

The Grand Finale is contested between the angelic blonde ditz Cassie Cassy (pictured left; who might be madder than the March Hare) and the legendary Jojo. They are manacled over a pair of vaulting horse’s in front of an audience comprised of some of the most illustrious members of the international spanking set. The fate of their arses is decided by the spin of the imposing and ominous Wheel of Misfortune.

Who wins this spectacular finale? Well you’ll just have to wait until I publish Volumes 8, 9 and 10 of the saga and buy the books! Lol!

Anyway hat’s off to Houndog Windsor for proposing his ambitious and creditable project and I shall watch the progress of this contest with interest.

Good luck … Bottoms Up! Thanks for stopping by … RH

Don’t Forget – Free Chapters of the Woody Back to School Unit spanking saga are available at the Woodettes Publications Page.