Woody Creek – A Spanking Babylon of Pits and Dungeons

R Humphries attention was caught by a post that the delightful and gracious Bonnie posted over at My Bottom Smarts regarding blog traffic. I was interested by a comment left by Indy who points out that the only two (and very commendable) blogs that surpass Bonnie’s admirable hit-count are far more image orientated so I personally think that makes her record even more commendable. So congratulations to Bonnie!

This allows me to neatly segue into giving myself an attaboy as I have today published two more full volumes of the Woody Back to School Unit Saga; Volume 4 – The Inmates Strike Back and Volume 5 – The New Regime and they are now available for purchase at the Woodettes Storefront. I consider this as a quite an achievement as despite the satisfaction that I derive from writing it can be rather time-consuming and a distraction from other daily activities.

According to extremely unreliable accounts the legendary journalist and social commentator Hunter S Thompson was an avid and distinguished spanko. An unconfirmed source once reported that he often complained ‘How am I supposed to find time to write when I’m too busy spanking?’ His sprawling acreage which was aptly and coincidentally located in Woody Creek, Colorado, was apparently a veritable Babylon of spanking and other associated recreational pursuits.

Due to his untimely demise I am unable to contact the somewhat deranged doctor of letters to confirm these reports regarding his predilections. Nonetheless, the evidence is robust. Several published authors have complained that he was a slightly paranoid interviewee and favored keeping untrustworthy hacks in a ‘pit’ while they conducted their interviews. Despite his paranoia the good doctor was apparently not an inhospitable cove. His pit featured full services such as pay-on-demand satellite TV, a comfortable bed and other amenities. However the pit was kept securely locked at all times and in the event that the doctor had stepped out to pursue his favored past-times of shooting high-powered weapons at potential infiltrators of his self-described fortified compound or indulging his taste for mixing an array of mind-altering substances with Wild Turkey it could prove to be a socially inconvenient environment inspiring considerable Fear and Loathing (ok that was just too predictable!).

Now personally pits and dungeons are not to my particular taste. However, I am always admirable of people who pursue their chosen life-styles with a vengeance. Two acquaintances of mine (they were colleagues actually) decided to embrace the BDSM life to the point where they were constructing a house in suburban Houston fully equipped with two dungeons totally equipped for full-time paying guests. Digging dungeons in Houston, Texas, is not normal practice and the terrain is not best suited for such ventures. Nonetheless, they persuaded the builder, presumably scamming him that it was a wine cellar, to undertake the venture.

The project was 95% completed when for reasons that I am not at liberty to divulge the couple were obliged to have it on their toes and flee the country with some expediency. I have no idea what the realtor made of it when he/she was solicited to sell an otherwise perfectly normal suburban residence furnished with fully appointed en-suite dungeons.

There are many finely scribed biographies of HST but I would particularly recommend ‘Hunter, the strange and savage life of Hunter S Thompson by E. Jean Carroll’.

Believe Me … I don’t make this stuff up! … Bottoms Up! Thanks for stopping by … RH

Don’t Forget – Free Chapters of the Woody Back to School Unit spanking saga are available at the Woodettes Publications Page.