Bend Over Jojo and Other Flogging Tips

Being a devoted spanko sometimes has unexpected advantages. This morning R Humphries braved the Texas heat furnace and went golfing. Actually the way that I thrash about the course it would more aptly be described as flogging. Anyway one of my cart-buddies suggested that I might be able to slow down my erratic back-swing by counting 1-2-3 as I came through the ball. This proved somewhat effective but is rather boring as mantra’s go. It occurred to me that I had far better phrases at my disposal. So I tried out muttering ‘Bend over Jojo’ as I swung and miraculously I started controlling the club much better.

It is not the first time that golfing and spanking have inter-acted. Some time ago I was explaining to My Beloved Jojo that she was going to get six of the best with the senior cane. I instructed her that I needed her to bend over the bar-stool and added that “we need to get you teed up properly”. For some reason this tickled Jojo and she broke from character and burst into a fit of giggles. Of course this is a breach of protocol and I was naturally obliged to inform her that she would receive a second six for her inappropriate mirth. Of course this news attracted some muttered grumblings from Jojo but once she had got her initial grievances off her chest she saw my point of view(that’s my story and I’m sticking to it … lol) and she dutifully bent over the stool.

Although ‘teed up’ might seem a little quirky it is not as strange as it seems. In spanking, and most particularly caning, positioning is everything. A successful caning is a partnership. While it is my job to deliver the strokes safely without wraparounds or high or low riders Jojo knows that it is her responsibility to put it up and keep it up. We try to utilize furniture that not only allows Jojo some limited degree of comfort but also offers the best opportunity to present herself in the safest possible manner.

These photographs illustrate a slight variation in positions. In the picture on the left the unfortunate Pippa is bent over a high-stool and required to hold onto the crossbar. In this pose she is basically head down, arse up and in little position to interfere or interrupt the proceedings. In the photo to the right the stool has been moved so that she is no longer bent like a bow and her upper torso is now spread-eagled across the face of a desk. Obviously this change of pose was to allow the photographer better access to snap her facial contortions, nonetheless the position allows her far greater opportunity to twist and squirm and try to protect herself.

 Although the model Pippa may not have appreciated it at the time, the slight inconvenience of having blood rushing to her head as it dangled between her outstretched arms while her bottom was being swished with a whippy cane was far preferable to the more dangerous possibilities when she was allowed to freely wriggle and squirm about on the desktop. 

This may all sound rather pedantic but as a caning purist I am convinced that ‘the lower the head and the higher the arse, the better it is for everybody involved’ and without doubt this philosophy guarantees the best chance of completing a caning with the minimum potential for untoward side-effects. Jojo and R Humphries first golden rule of spanking is … Safety First!

Todd and Suzy over at American Spanking Society and About Spanking have nominated today as Consensual Spanking Day, which I think is a great idea. My Beloved Jojo and I believe that spanking should always be consensual and fun. Obviously everybody’s personal circumstances dictate the amount of time we are able to indulge in our chosen lifestyle. So if you can’t actually manage to get in any whops today, then at least talk about whops or think about whops and thanks to Todd and Suzy for promoting this great community idea.

Bottoms Up! Thanks for stopping by … RH

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