Fabulous New Woody Toon 24 – A New Red-shirt

The very popular Toon 22 featured our heroines from the Famous Four participating in a ritual known as being ‘Thrashed into the Elite’. This symbolic ceremony is performed on inmates at the Woody Back to School Unit when they commence the seventh and final year of their incarceration for Extreme Ladetting. This Elite Corps of inmates are considered far enough advanced in their Extreme Social Rehabilitation programs to be given the responsibility of acting as the equivalent of the Brass outside of the lecture rooms, including being granted full thrashing rights.

Mr Humphries was faced with the dilemma of who to select as the new Red-shirt to replace the popular and highly effective Lady Victoria Brompton. Despite their reputations as the world’s finest mega-minxes he is convinced that he should elect one of the Famous Four to fulfill this august role.

He first approaches Jojo but she declines his proposal on the grounds that she is the reigning Big BUTT and would feel hypocritical (actually My Beloved Jojo insisted in this story-line as she has no interest in being on the top end of the cane and didn’t want to read stories along those lines).

Nixdown Nixon also declines the position. Despite her penchant for pain in the recreational arena she is fiercely opposed to formal corporal punishment and feels unable to fulfill the weighty obligations that go along with the office. In reality Nix has no intention of letting anything as mundane as a sense of duty and responsibility to interfere with her trysts in the stables with her lover Penny Ann or her other favored hedonistic indulgences.

It is generally accepted that although Rosemary is widely considered to be the Earth Mother of the unit she is far too soft to take on the heady responsibility of delivering in excess of three hundred whoppings a year.

This leaves the Grand Master with the dilemma of Debs. Despite her prodigious talents Mr Humphries believes that her mercurial and often erratic personality would make her too high-maintenance.

He finally prevails upon Lady Vix, who has elected to enroll in the Old Gal program and stay at the facility to study her law degree on-line, to serve a second term of office. Victoria, sensing Deborah’s secret disappointment agrees on the condition that Debs is appointed her deputy.

Surprisingly despite some personal disciplinary hiccoughs Debs proves to be an exemplary representative of the Elite and is widely respected for her judicious interpretation of the rules, regulations and protocols. Having attended a prestigious boarding school where administering discipline was the role of the prefects she has no difficulty in fulfilling her obligations when it comes to the business of delivering well-deserved whops.

When Lady Victoria decides that she wishes to stand-down citing Red-shirt Burn-out Deborah is finally offered the ultimate Woody accolade and entrusted to take over the unit’s most prestigious position.

Today’s totally original Toon, illustrated as always by the wonderful artist Dave Ell features Debs being required to deliver her first dusting in her new role … I hope that you like it … Bottoms Up! … RH

 

 

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