Fabulous New Woody Toon 25 – Team Morton

So has Debs really become too big for her bumbags? Well not exactly … in the latter stages of the Woody Back to School Unit saga she is preparing to be released from the government correctional facility and hopes to return to the professional tennis Grand Prix circuit. Seven years earlier she had become the first British woman to reach the semi-finals of Wimbledon for over a quarter of a decade. After marginally losing a grueling three-set match she was ambushed by the Dark Agents of the System and unceremoniously publicly arrested .

As she strives to achieve maximum fitness for her return her chums provide a support system known at the facility as Team Morton. Her best chum Rosemary Booker acts as her dietician and imposes a strict regime, including no alcohol from Monday to Friday.

Aware of her mercurial personality and reckless tendencies Debs agrees to sign a contract with each member of Team Morton giving them full spanking rights in the event that she reneges on her contractual obligations … and here are the sensational results.

The cartoon is a variation of an extract from Volume 28 – Magic Bumbags, featured below. Once again I’d like to compliment the fantastic artist Dave Ell on his wonderful interpretation … Enjoy … Bottoms Up! … RH

 

  

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“Miss Morton, what are you doing?” gasped Kate.

“Rosemary sent me to stand in the corner,” grumbled Debs.

Kate Faulkner gaped. “But you’re the Red-shirt Ma’am,” she said.

“This is not Red-shirt business, this is Team Morton business,” explained Deborah without moving her nose from the wall. “Be a sweetie and cut along the landing and remind Rosemary. I’ve been here for over an hour and I think she might have forgotten about me.”

“Oh good grief,” gasped Rosemary. “You cannot be serious?”

Kate nodded. “She’s standing in the corner Ma’am. She’s waiting for you to release her.”

“Oh my only Aunt Sally,” said Rosemary disbelievingly.

“Whadya doing?” Debs had wailed as her best chum tipped her over her knee, flipped back her skirt and yanked down her bumbags.

“We have a contract and the ink has hardly dried before you have abused it. This is from me on behalf of Team Morton” snapped Rosemary and brought the wooden hairbrush down with a crack.

“Jeezus,” squealed Debs. “Ow! Ow! Stoppit you lunatic, that hurts! OW! OW! YOW!”

After she had caned Kate Faulkner up in the library Debs had changed into shorts and singlet and gone for a solitary run. Her backside was still throbbing. She could not think of a single legitimate reason that would have possessed her to insist that Christy Cranfield top off the evening by giving her six on the silks. Despite her less than stellar record Deborah Morton had spent the past fifteen years doing her best to elude the constant array of canes, straps, slippers and other artillery that seemed to be constantly preying on her rear end. The idea that she had volunteered to be caned by Christy was bewildering.

“I have just mixed a jigger of vodka martinis,” said Nixdown.

“You know I don’t drink on duty,” sighed Debs. “I just thought you might be able to cast some light on why I should have volunteered for six on the silks.”

Nixdown snorted. “One drink won’t hurt. I’ll fix one really dirty and then we can gab. I heard that there was a helluva a noise coming out of your study last night. Sadly I missed it. I was down in the stables with Penny Ann, but everyone says you must have got one helluva whopping.”

“Christy does good work,” groaned Debs. “Now what was that about a vodka martini?”

“Whadya doing?” wailed Debs.

“We have a contract and the ink has hardly dried before you have abused it. This is from me on behalf of Team Morton” snapped Rosemary and brought the hairbrush down with a crack.

“Jeezus,” squealed Debs. “Ow! Ow! Stoppit you lunatic, that hurts! OW! OW! YOW!”

Nixdown gaped in astonishment. “Go Rosie go!” she mumbled.

Nix and Debs had been kicking back in easy chairs in Deborah’s study when Rosemary had stopped by. Debs had grinned at her best chum and toasted her.

“Bottoms up, sis,” she grinned.

“Yes and yours is going to be young lady,” snapped Rosemary and headed into the bathroom. Nix and Debs exchanged confused glances.

“Come with me,” said Rosemary, grabbing Debs by the wrist and pulling her out of the chair. At first Debs was giggling. “What are you going to do Rosie? Spank me? For one vodka martini? It’s less than a hundred calories?”

“It was one drink this time,” said Rosemary firmly, “but if I let you get away with it, it will be two drinks next time. Now put it up and keep it up!”

“Jeepers, Rosie,” wailed Deborah, “do you really need to use that goddam hairbrush!”

“I most certainly do,” Rosemary said emphatically and brought the brush down with a crack.

“That’s not fucking funny,” yelped Debs. “Quit that! OW! Shit Rosie, that hurt’s! OW!”

“Go and stand in the corner,” snapped Rosemary.

“Yes Ma’am,” muttered Debs.

“Go Rosie,” breathed Nix.

“I signed a contract that gives Team Morton thrashing rights,” explained Debs.

“And who exactly is Team Morton?” asked Kate.

“Coach Lummell of course,” replied Debs. “Rachel is my subject matter expert, Miss Scott and the Butcher Twins are my work-out gurus and Rosie is taking care of my diet.”

Katie’s eyes twinkled. “I’m your bodyguard; does that give me spanking rights too?”

“Oh good grief,” groaned Debs.

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