A Spanking New Woody Toon – Cedric goes to Woodys

Obviously no self-respecting spanking saga would be complete without the appearance of a whop obsessed parrot. Cedric makes his first appearance at the Woody Back to School Unit in Volume 27 – Woodys Under Fire. In the stories he is actually an African Grey but for artistic purposes we have brightened him up a bit in this fabulous new toon from Dave Ell … I hope you enjoy the toon and the associated story and stay around and have a good rummage around the site … Bottoms Up! … RH

 

 

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“What is that?” asked Jojo suspiciously.

“That, is Cedric,” said the Grand Master. “He is an African Grey. Spanky Botts has asked us to look after him for a few days. She thinks he will fit in quite well amongst the Woody community.”

“Remove your blazer,” the parrot squawked, “and bend over the chair.”

“Oh good grief,” groaned Jojo, “this is all we need.”

The African Grey parrot had a whitish face, gray body and scarlet tail and seemed quite pleased with himself.

“Bottoms up, swish, thwack, crackety, crack,” said the parrot.

Jojo shook her head in disbelief. “You cannot be serious,” she said.

Mr Humphries just grinned.

Jojo pressed her nose against the wall and linked her hands on top of her head and considered the plans that the Grand Master had for her backside.

Jojo and several of her chums had spent Sunday morning Christmas shopping in town, followed by a leisurely lunch hosted by Mr Humphries at their favorite restaurant, Monets. On the way back to the facility in the stretch limousine Mr Humphries, her fiancé, had informed her that he intended to spend the remainder of the afternoon indulging in some gratuitous spanking. Jojo had no objections to the plan in principle but the parrot was beginning to give her the pip.

“What’s your name,” the avian demanded imperiously.

“Jojo,” she informed him.

“Jojo! Jojo!” squawked the parrot. “Jojo’s going to get benders.”

“Oh good grief,” muttered Joanna.

The Grand Master had been called away on non-gratuitous spanking business. When they had returned to the facility Mr Humphries had received word that several inmates were waiting outside his office in urgent need of the cane following an outbreak of extreme goofing in the recreation area. The Grand Master dispatched Jojo to get changed and instructed her to do a nose and toes session while he was away.

“Nose and toes,” squawked the parrot, “Ho! Ho! Ho!”

Jojo stared at the wall. She had the feeling that she and Cedric were not about to become bosom buddies. She intended to have strong words with Miss Spanky Botts next time she saw her.

“Six of the best,” said the parrot, “and then the rest.”

Jojo had been facing the wall for over forty five minutes by the time the Grand Master returned. Every few minutes the parrot had interjected the proceedings with insightful commentary regarding the future of her bumbags.

“Bumbags down, smack, smack, smack,” he informed her.

Jojo muttered darkly.

“So how has Cedric been behaving himself?” asked the Grand Master cheerfully.

“He is a fount of useful information,” growled Jojo, “and I intend to throttle him quite shortly.”

“Naughty Jojo,” squawked the parrot, “down with her bumbags and over the knee.”

“Grrrrrrrrrrr!” grumbled Joanna.

Jojo sighed gratefully as she spread herself out across Mr Humphries lap. The Grand Master had allowed her to summons Michelle Morgan to take the talking bird away to show off its skills to the other inmates. To Joanna’s way of thinking a long leisurely gratuitous spanking was one thing but a long leisurely gratuitous spanking with the assistance of vocal commentary from a deranged parrot was quite another.

She settled in and wiggled her bum.

“Jojo’s getting a spanking,” Cedric informed the inmates and then hid his face under his wing.

The Woody gals exchanged curious glances.

“He’s Spanky’s pet,” explained Michelle. “What else do you expect? We’re looking after him until she gets back from Switzerland.”

Cedric poked his head up. “Six of the best,” he announced, “and then the rest.”

“Oh good fucking grief,” chorused the inmates.

Cedric cackled and covered his face again.

If you are enjoying the Toon Collection and the book-extracts and you have finished reading the complimentary Volume 1 – Whops and Clobber and still want to know more about the antics of the World’s greatest mega-mixes then cut along sharpish to the Woodettes Publication Page which gives direct access to the five volumes from the Woody Back to School Unit saga that are available for download for the very reasonable sum of $4.99 each. I have included a brief synopsis of the content of each book and of course I have kept the Free Preview Chapters available for your enjoyment.