Two Spanking New Toons for the Price of One … A Tale of Unsuccessful Reform

Today’s spanking new toon features two of my favorite characters from the Woody Back to School Unit Saga. The engagingly roguish Bounder has played a starring role in several previous toons and today she is joined by another of my Woody favorites … Miss Lisa Sutton, aka the Minxster.

I have actually been writing the Lisa character for many years and she is loosely based upon a charming young lady whose acquaintance I made back in the early 1980’s. Lisa, (name changed to protect the innocent), was briefly part of the ‘Nixdown Set’, a group of somewhat notorious young ladies who were active in the underground London BDSM scene.

In London there is a restaurant known as School Dinners, which has now metamorphosed into a lucrative commercial venture which is mostly frequented by the Great Unwashed out and about on stag and hen parties or used for office celebrations by bankers and Civil Servants. However, when it first opened in the late 1970’s in the Barracuda Club on Baker Street it was a rather more interesting and eclectic spot. Most of the waitresses were active spankettes, several of whom were quite well known spanking models and featured in the publications of auteurs such as Harrison Marks. During the brief time I knew her Lisa worked at the club as a waitress and she was an active and enthusiastic member of the London spanking party scene.

She had an interesting back-story as she is the only woman of our taste that I have ever met who discovered her inner spankette by not being spanked, or not being caned to be more precise.

Apparently she attended a very respectable all-girls independent school in North London and during one of her senior years she and a group of friends decided to play truant. They were unfortunately caught and marched back to school and paraded before the principal.

This incident occurred in the late ‘70’s around the time that the use of the cane was in the process of being abolished. According to Lisa, at the school she attended, the use of corporal punishment was still an available option to the principal but by that time was only used as a last resort.

Apparently the principal was not immediately available to interview the miscreants and they were left to nervously wait outside her study. Amongst the group was one girl who had actually experienced the cane and she spent the time terrifying her friends with her account of the experience. Lisa said that by the time they were finally brought into the study she was in a blue funk.

Fortunately, they escaped the ultimate penalty and were instead ‘gated’ for the remainder of the term. Lisa told me that their lucky escape was largely due to the fact that she was something of a stellar student and her lapse was considered uncharacteristic. She said that she was enormously relieved by her escape and assured me that this experience had no erotic overtones at the time.

However, she confided that as time went on she found herself engaging in day-dreams/fantasies that involved her in a variety of scenario’s that featured her being caught in acts of wrongdoing and waiting to learn her fate. She said that at first she did not fantasize about the actual punishments but that it was the state of nervous suspense that intrigued her. It was not until later that she would begin to extend her daydreams to actually being punished.

She left school and attended university, attaining an honors degree in Physics and was accepted into a Masters program. She told me that at college she had occasionally engaged chaps that she was dating in playing out her fantasies but they had shown little interest and had demonstrated a disappointing ineptitude in the fine art of spanking.

Before continuing on her academic path she elected to take a year off to travel and rather boldly she explored the BDSM scenes in both New York and San Francisco. Upon returning home she took the job at School Dinners for a lark, (plus the tips were exceptional), and soon began to participate in the London spanking party scene.

She was a highly amusing and articulate young lady and constantly wrestled with the dilemma between continuing to indulge herself in the somewhat stress-free life of being a spanking waitress and returning to the hallowed halls of academia to struggle with the complexities of the world of advanced physics. She would kvetch amusingly about her intentions to reform.

I have no idea what became of her as she disappeared from our circle rather abruptly, I rather fancy that she had a falling out with Nixdown, but she did leave me with enough enduring memories and more than enough little factoids to create the character of Lisa Sutton.

In the Woody Back to School Unit saga Lisa establishes herself as a permanent fixture amongst the highest echelons of the Hall of Shame. However, unlike mega-minxes such as Jojo, Debs and Cassie Cassy who pursue whops as a competitive sport and are constantly vying for poll position on the Big BUTT Lisa has no such lofty aspirations. Her high rank on the Hall of Shame is solely due to her unfortunate perennial naughtiness.

In today’s toon Lisa is once again determined to embark upon a program of reform and is so confident in the success of her new campaign that she is even willing to stake large quantities of wedge with the Bounder.

Unfortunately, as usual, her over-active naughty gene interferes with her plans and she’s soon back in Mr Humphries office, bending over for whops, causing her to lament that “I’m a very naughty gal, but I’m not a bad gal!!!” … Poor Lisa.

As usual Our Man in Phuket Dave Ell has done a wonderful job bringing Lisa and the Bounder to life … there was a minor discrepancy in the first rendition of the toon which Dave kindly rectified … however despite the greater accuracy of the revised version I couldn’t make up my mind which I preferred so I have posted them both for your entertainment so enjoy two for the price of one … Bottoms Up! … RH