Woodettes Publications
Welcome to Woodettes Publications. I have reformatted this page to make purchasing full-length volumes of the Woody Back to School Unit saga even easier. Just follow the link for any book and you can download them for just $4.99 each from my Lulu.com bookstore. Payment is by PayPal, so it’s fast and easy and of course 100% safe.
Further down the page you will find links to the FREE previews of the first chapters of all of the Thirty-Six books currently completed in the saga. The previews are all in pdf format and best read in the ‘fill page’ view so that they don’t shout at you.
Also note that the full Volume 1 – Whops and Clobber is serialized and available totally FREE on the sidebar of the Woody Back to School Unit main page.
Volume 1 – Whops and Clobber
Volume 1 of the Woody Back to School Unit saga introduces the reader to the creation of the unit by the Ministry of Extreme Social Rehabilitation to house the nation’s most lively and rambunctious Extreme Ladettes. Highlights include the arrival of the new Grand Master, an introduction to the Famous Four (Jojo Heyworth, Nixdown Nixon, Debs Morton, and Rosemary Booker), along with numerous other colorful characters that inhabit the Woody community, the Curious Case of Debs Disgrace, and Ms Lawton’s announcement of the Zero-Tolerance Purge of the Mega-minxes known as Operation Scorched Arse.
Download ‘Whops and Clobber’ here for just $4.99
Volume 2 – Operation Scorched Arse
In Volume 2, Miss Lawton, the Grand Dame of the Woody Back to School Unit, becomes increasingly determined to control the escalation of mischief and mayhem as the inmates clamor to embrace Cathryn Cassidy’s infamous Manifesto of Mega-minxdom. Miss Lawton implements an austere regime, code-named Operation Scorched Arse, and announces a zero-tolerance policy. She instructs the Brass and the Elite to treat the inmates with extreme prejudice. Jojo Heyworth and her chums are targeted by the cruel and ruthless Patty Hodge and her sycophantic cronies from the Radical Right. Aided and abetted by the Secret Sorority of Serial Spankers Patty and her cohorts from her evil empire conspire to make life miserable for the inmates. Jojo and her chums refuse to be daunted and in no time anarchy prevails. The sounds of canes, straps and slippers rebounding off tautened navy blue gossamer bumbags constantly echo along the corridors of the facility.
Download ‘Operation Scorched Arse’ here for just $4.99
Volume 3 – A Year of Sitting Painfully
In Volume 3 anarchy prevails at the Woody Back to School Unit as the inmates continue to rebel against the austere regime of Operation Scorched Arse with an unprecedented surge of mischief, mayhem and malfeasance. Jojo Heyworth establishes her place in the history of the Woody Back to School Unit as she overtakes all the other legendary über-minxes at the pinnacle of the Bottoms Up Table of Troublemakers, Debs Morton learns the painful lesson what it means to be ‘absolutely creamed’, Nixdown seduces the beautiful statuesque Red-shirt Penelope Ann Evans, and the Bounder stalks Janet ‘Mitch the Bitch’ Mitchell. The notorious bully and enforcer for the Secret Society of Serial Spankers, Juliet ‘Spanker’ Spage, gets her comeuppance and after being subjected to a much needed public flogging she is flunked from the unit and dispatched to do hard time in chokey.
Download ‘A Year of Sitting Painfully’ here for just $4.99
Volume 4 – The Inmates Strike Back
In Volume 4 the thrills and spills at the Woody Back to School Unit continue to prevail as the anarchic inmates pursue their chosen life-style of Mega-minxdom. The sounds of canes, straps, slippers and a variety of kitchen utensils rebounding off tautened navy blue gossamer bumbags resound along the corridors of the social rehabilitation facility. The mercurial Debs Morton continues her dizzying descent into disgrace when she is ignominiously Formally Flunked for Discipline and sentenced to face a hearing before the Dark Agents of the System to determine her future. Not everything is doom and gloom for the whop-weary mega-minxes. In a remarkable episode Ms Lawton, the Grand Dame of the unit, offers the inmates the opportunity to play havoc with the bumbags of the infamous Secret Sorority of Serial Spankers. In an uproarious episode of vengeance the beleaguered inmates get their chance to reap their revenge on the bumbags of the Ice Maiden, Mitch the Bitch and Ivan the Terrible.
Download ‘The Inmates Strike Back’ here for just $4.99
Volume 5 – A New Regime
In Volume 5, the inmates of the Woody Back to School Unit are caught off-guard at the sudden resignation of Ms Lawton and the appointment of Mr Humphries as Grand Master at the facility. There are many twists and turns as Jojo Heyworth and her chums wait with bated breath to discover the impact of the arrival of the new principal and the future of their poor beleaguered bumbags. Amongst the many episodes included in this volume, Debs Morton faces a crisis at her hearing in front of the Dark Agents of the System, Jojo learns the meaning of a Brat Spanking, and Cat Cassidy negotiates the ‘Old Gal Whops and Clobber Protocols’. More thrills and spills as the swishes and thwacks of canes and other appropriate instruments test the resolves of the inmates of the social rehabilitation facility.
Download ‘A New Regime’ here for just $4.99
Now here’s the FREE STUFF! Click on the titles below and it will take you right there. Just a friendly word of advice, click the back button to return to the host page, otherwise you will be kicked back out into the bloggersphere and we don’t want that … Enjoy … Bottoms Up! … RH.
Volume 02 – Operation Scorched Arse
Volume 03 – A Year of Sitting Painfully
Volume 04 – The Inmates Strike Back
Volume 06 – Sacrificial Bumbags
Volume 07 – And Then He Kissed Her
Volume 08 – The Dawn of the Spank-Off
Volume 13 – The Fate of Woodys
Volume 16 – The Peoples Choice
Volume 21 – The Return of the Ice Maiden
Volume 22 – The Man from Berlin
Volume 30 – Malicious Intentions
Volume 31 – A Meeting with Destiny
Volume 32 – The Agony and the Ecstasy
Volume 34 – An Unusual Appointment
Volume 35 – Flogging the Red-Shirt
Volume 36 – A Spanking Burlesque
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