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As I have previously mentioned R Humphries is fascinated by the language of spanking. The little gem of a phrase “absolutely creamed” was fed to me by my old chum Nixdown.
In contrast to the golden nuggets I find in vanilla conversations and squirrel away for later use, when engaged in conversation with Nixdown and the subject came around to spanking (which was frequently) she was a treasure trove of inspiration. I have written before that Nix may well have been (and may well still be) certifiably barking (see The Agony and the Ecstasy and the Rasmussen Principle) but she was a hugely colorful and articulate spankette and we collaborated on numerous stories together.
She was describing a ‘schoolie’ themed play session that she had indulged in with her playmate of the day, an exceptionally buxom English rose who would become Penelope Ann Evans in my Woody Back to School Unit stories (name changed naturally). According to Nix they had been experimenting with a new cane and she had been taunting her lover that she wasn’t hurting her (this sounded typical of Nixdown) so apparently her playmate got annoyed and Nix reported, rather smugly, that she “bent me over the desk and absolutely creamed me.” I nearly choked on my beer when she offered up that little gem.
As usual it was poor old Debs Morton whose bumbags I selected for the introduction of the concept of ‘creaming’ into the Woody Back to School Unit stories. I suppose, because I have been writing about her for so many years, she always seems like the suitable foil when it comes time to write the more spectacular punishments.
In this episode Debs irritates the Dame in Charge of Economics by persistently goofing during a lecture, despite having already been shown a yellow card. The Dame in question, Pauline Gascoigne is a popular lecturer at the facility. She is a fully paid up member of the Liberal Left and considered to be minx-friendly by the inmates. She and Deborah are tight and have been chums for over a decade.
Pauline’s irritation at Deborah’s misbehavior is compounded by the fact that just twenty-four hours earlier she had been obliged to cane Debs for a similar violation of the lecture room protocols.
She instructs Deborah to remove her blazer and bend over her desk. When Deborah responds by rather half-heartedly leaning forward Pauline becomes increasingly vexed and instructs her to bend over properly and ominously tells her that “I intend to absolutely cream you!”
Despite her liberal leanings Pauline Gascoigne is highly respected by the inmates for her prowess with the cane and poor Debs soon finds out what it means to be absolutely creamed when she is treated to six of the very, very best.
The following brief extract is from Volume 3 – A Year of Sitting Painfully that I am currently in the process of publishing.
Deborah slithered her chest across the desktop and reached down and gripped the legs on the far side. She heard Ms Gascoigne approaching and waited to be caned.
“Reach down further,” she told Debs.
Deborah stretched over a little.
“Further,” Pauline instructed her.
Debs pushed her legs up and slithered even further forward. She was bent so far over the desk that if she went forward any further she was in danger of tumbling down and landing on her head. Deborah Morton was acutely aware that her backside was stuck up in the air in the most prominent position physically possible. She felt as if her backside might shortly eclipse the sun. She was beginning to sweat.
Pauline Gascoigne neatly turned back the hem of Deborah’s navy blue pleated skirt and then retrieved her cane. She stepped to one side and unhurriedly began her preparations, taking her measure and tapping the cane down once, twice and then thrice. She raised her arm and sliced the whippy rattan stick through the air, landing it crisply across the sweet spot of Debs’ bottom with an explosive crack. Even Deborah’s fellow whop-hardened inmates were impressed.
Deborah Morton was in little position for refined analysis. Her backside was a well-calibrated whopometer and the first strike was enough to confirm that being absolutely creamed was not going to be much fun. The heat of the cane lashing across her backside ricocheted around her central nervous system like a pinball.
Poor old Debs! Always scoring the big whops!
Bottoms Up! … RH
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