Category Archives: Police Spanking

Merry Xmas and some spanking good last minute stocking fillers

Happy Christmas From Jojo and RH 1Greetings old friends … Betimes the means that makes us strangers, or so said Willy the Shake … As we come up to the festive season I thought that I’d round off the year with a couple of shout-outs, some news and other minutia.

For those of you that are still looking for a few last minute stocking fillers here are a couple of great ideas … My good friends flopsy and Februs over at the Kilahara Library of Spanking Fiction have released seven brand new volumes of Christmas spanking stories … With a combined total of 222,500 words, there is probably something for everybody’s tastes amongst the collection … So I encourage you to cut along sharpish to LSF Publications Xmas Library and stuff your Christmas stockings with some of these last minute goodies.

Another equally enticing stocking-filler is the latest offering from Janus Worldwide who have published Encore Number 10 featuring 85 pages of full sized pictures (some hitherto never previously published) featuring the iconoclastic Nicola Redway and her equally beguiling partner-in-crime Priscilla Waters … the two young ladies appeared in two photo essays (Janus 23 and Janus 46) which are generally considered by genre aficionados as the finest adult schoolgirl spanking sets ever published … Be bold and treat yourself!!!

For the past year the WB2SU site has generally remained open as a repository for the collection of books and cartoons that make up the Woody Back to School Unit Saga … I would like to thank the many visitors who still stop by and rummage around the libraries and galleries … there’s lots to read and lots of original toons to view and its all ABSOLUTELY FREE and even better we keep the site COMMERCIAL FREE as well and that is how it will remain!!!

Before I close and return to a very fine Malbec that I am enjoying I’d just like to play tribute to a couple of sites that just manage to keep tirelessly contributing to the well-being and growth of the entire spanking community … Happy Christmas to Bonnie Burns at My Bottom Smarts , Hermione at Hermione’s Heart , D J Black at the Voice in the Corner , Valdor at The Spank Statement , Brushstrokes at The Spanking Spot , and, of course, finally to Mr Chross, enough said … Long may you all blog.

Of course no WB2SU round-up couldn’t include a shout-out to Our Man from Phuket, the legendary booze-hound and general Scouse Scallywag Dave Ell who I commissioned to draw the 100+ cartoons featured in the galleries and who I would HEARTILY endorse as a collaborator … This is one of my all time favorites and the full story surrounding Deborah’s unfortunate late night caning can be found in Library II in the volume aptly titled  A Bedtime Beating , which as usual is ABSOLUTELY FREE … Please have a very safe and enjoyable festive season … Bottoms Up … RH

Woody Toon 29

The Woody Gang’s Been Nominated!!!

The Woody GangMy thanks to the guest who nominated our site for inclusion in the Spanking Spot’s Creative Site of the Year award category … My thanks, also, to Brush Strokes, the spanking scenes most eminent political pundit for hosting these prestigious and coveted awards and … Finally my congratulations to my fellow nominee’s who all have wonderfully creative sites and are some of the hardest working bloggers amongst our community.

Over the past year we transformed the Woody Back to School Unit site to become more of a repository for the ongoing saga, which is now comprised of forty-one volumes, (with more on the way) all collected in Library I, and numerous other Woody related stories stored in Library II … The galleries display in excess of one hundred original Woody cartoons that were created in collaboration with Dave Ell … Our intent is to continue to maintain and update the site as new Woody material and, or, other interesting spanking related material becomes available … So please continue to watch this space and remember that everything at the Woody Back to School Unit is completely original and ABSOLUTELY FREE and even better we keep the whole site ABSOLUTELY COMMERCIAL FREE as well.

I think that one of our successes this year was to modernize the look of the site and especially to make it more accessible and reader friendly on most portable devices and to make it work better with a wide variety of browsers … hopefully all our guests are enjoying a more satisfying reading experience on every available medium … if anybody has a problem with a particular browser or device let us know and we will try to rectify … Once again my thanks for the nomination … Bottoms Up! … RH

Greetings from the Woody Gang on Love Our Lurkers 7

Hi Y’all … Although I now mainly use the blog as a repository for the forty-one full-length volumes of the Woody Back to School unit saga and as a gallery for the hundred plus original Woody Toons that I commissioned from my old mucker and general wine-soak Dave Ell I am still flattered by the considerable traffic the site continues to attract and I can assure you that I very much appreciate your visits.

Like most writers I enjoy receiving feedback about the books and am always more than happy to respond to questions regarding the saga so please don’t hesitate to leave comments and I will respond as soon as possible.

As usual I would like to thank the inimitable Bonny over at the legendary My Bottom Smarts for organizing LoL 7 and a big hi to everybody who is participating in this event.

Finally folks I am closing in on finishing the latest installment of the Woody Back to School Unit, “Volume 42 – The Final Flogging” so watch this space … as usual I am pleased to invite you to stay and have a good old rummage around the Libraries and Galleries … there’s plenty to look at and read and it’s all ABSOLUTELY FREE and even better we keep the site COMMERCIAL FREE as well … so kick-back and enjoy …. Bottoms Up! … RH

Brand New Look to Woodys – Feedback Requested

Finally I have found a new look for the site that seems to work on desktop, laptop and mobile devices … I will slowly go back through some of the older posts and see if I can clean them up but mostly I am trying to make the new material as user friendly as I can … so if you have a particular device, or use a browser where the site is not looking good please let me know and we’ll see what we can do … I will also reinstate the blogroll as soon as I understand how this new theme works … Thanks from all of us at the WB2SU … Bottoms Up! … RH 

Six Red Bums Award for Flopsybunny

I have long been a fan and contributor to the the Kilahara Library of Spanking Fiction which is very ably hosted by Februs, Flopsybunny and a team of diligent spanko volunteers … most recently they have begun to publish a periodic web-zine bearing the creative masthead ‘The Wellred Weekly’ … the WW is now at Issue Five and features a wide variety of spanking focused articles, news and interviews … this splendid new publishing venture has already attracted contributions from a representation of some of the grandee’s from the spanking writing and blogging community … hearty congratulations to Editrix-in-Chief, Flopsybunny for her hard work in bringing this magazine to fruition … the Woody Back to School Unit is pleased to show our appreciation by presenting Flopsybunny with the prestigious Six Red Bums Award for exceptional services to the international spanking community … Bottoms Up! … RH

A Woody Update … Message from Mr Humphries

Over the past few weeks I have received numerous emails enquiring after the state of my health and also, due to my recent lack of activity, whether I am closing the doors to the Woody Back to School Unit … the answer to the former is that touchwood I seem to have made a remarkable recovery from my unfortunate health misadventure, largely due to successfully giving up smoking (yay me) … and thank you all so much for your kind thoughts.

The answer to the latter question is slightly more complex … the simple answer is no, the WB2SU site will continue to remain open and will be updated whenever appropriate and new material is available … I have published thirty-nine full length installments of the Woody Back to School Unit saga and am slowly but inexorably reaching the conclusion of this account of the current phase of the lives of the many characters that inhabit the correctional center for Extreme Ladettes … my problem is that as a spanking writer my style has never been simply “Get over my knee”, “Down with the bumbags”, ‘Whap! Whop! Whap!’, End of Story! … Although spanking and corporal punishment is indubitably the central theme of the saga I have always tried to involve my characters in adventures (and misadventures) and to elaborate on the back-stories of what led them to be sentenced to spend seven years at this austere government correctional institution without even the vaguest possibility of parole … However, as I near the conclusion of the tale I find it increasingly challenging to avoid becoming repetitive and not recounting old back-stories that can be found elsewhere in the saga … That being said, the publication of the most recent volume ‘Volume 39 – Big Gals Don’t Cry’ was included in the highly influential Spankings of the Week listings published by the inimitable Mr Chross which attracted a host of brand new readers … I notice from the analytical data that WordPress provides me a whole slew of new guests have elected to go back and start at ‘Volume 1 – Whops and Clobber’, and slowly work their way through the complete saga, which, of course, I think is quite wonderful … I have also noticed this phenomenon over at the quite excellent Kilahara Library of Spanking Fiction where my saga has been show-cased for some time and continuously finds new readers and fans of the Woody Gals … so welcome to all of you and I hope that you find the stories and characters engaging and entertaining and continue to read.

Equally with the Woody Toons that I have commissioned and developed in collaboration with Our Man in Phuket, the legendary wine-soak Dave Ell , they started off as an experiment, I thought I’d try out a couple but over a nearly two year period I ended up purchasing over a hundred toons … again they are mostly based upon extracts from the saga that I felt were suitable for the cartoon genre … as I progress towards the conclusion of the story I can assure you that I will continue to commission Dave for new works when there is a good story to tell.

So, in the meantime, while I continue to produce new and original writing and toons please feel free to hang around at Woodys and have a good old rummage about … there are thirty-nine full volumes of the Woody Back to School Unit saga available for download in Library I and numerous other Woody related writings and ramblings in Library II … the galleries contain over a hundred completely original toons that I have commissioned from Dave … and you know what? … the best thing about this? … Everything at Woodys is ABSOLUTELY FREE and COMMERCIAL FREE … Bottoms Up! … RH

Spanking Plod – Everybody’s Fantasy

I’ve no doubt that at one time or another we have all fallen foul of the clutches of the constabulary for some minor misdemeanor, such as speeding or a parking violation. At the time it might well have occurred to you that the police-person was a little heavy-handed and you might have harbored a secret desire to even the score. Well, at Woodys, anything can happen … and often does.

Once again Our Man in Phuket, Dave Ell, has done an electrifying job in bringing this tale to life …enjoy … Bottoms Up! .. RH


New Book Coming Soon and More from Jojo

The latest full-length book, ‘Volume 17 – A Woody Legend’, is scheduled for launch on Wednesday 12th May. As usual it will be available absolutely FREE for download in pdf format.

One of our guests reported a problem with downloading ‘Volume 16 – The People’s Choice’ from the library … I have recreated the pdf file and reloaded and cannot recreate the problem … however I am very grateful for him taking the time to point this out … please if you ever find a problem just let me know and I will do my best to fix it asap.

Yesterday I left you with a cliff-hanger with the legendary Bounder finding herself over the knees of her boyfriends lap in the middle of a crowded restaurant … here is a very quick update to that story from the ongoing ‘A Life in the Day of Jojo Heyworth’ … the story will continue to unfold later this week but right now I am up to my armpits in cooking duties and a rather pleasant bottle of Merlot … so enjoy and cya soon … Bottoms Up! … RH

Chapter 33 – Unwritten Protocols

Although the heavy velvet curtain probably acts as something of a sound barrier I suspect that the guests in the main dining room are exchanging glances at the muffled sounds emanating from the VIP area.

Mickey is warming to his work and is dusting Bernadette’s bumbags with considerable vigor. The Bounder continues to protest loudly and the wild manner in which her legs are kicking leaves me in no doubt that Mickey’s huge hands are causing her considerable gyp. Bearing in mind that it just a few hours since she was last spanked with a wood-backed hairbrush one can only imagine that things are getting more than a little hot and sweaty inside the Bounders bumbags.

Former Police Sergeant Ellen Millar is perched up on a bar-stool. She watches this little drama with a slight smile on her face. Ellen has recently moved into the compound as our resident head of security. She is a real sweetie and fits in just fine.

Ellen was a highly decorated officer, she was the youngest female to achieve the rank of Sergeant and had a glittering career ahead of her. However she somehow fell in with bad company and the wheels began to fall off the wagon.

She accumulated several disciplinary black marks on her record for drinking on duty and tardy timekeeping. She was on the brink of being demoted when her superior officer decided to seek an alternative remedy.

By coincidence members of the local Plod were scheduled to visit the compound on unrelated business. Cat had been busted for possession of a few sticks of weed and a small quantity of whizz. To avoid her having to go before a hearing of the Dark Agents of the System Mr Humphries brokered a deal whereby she would submit to a spanking from Plod.

On the night of this rather unusual affair Ellen Millar was also escorted to the compound where at the request of her superior officer she would have her bottom warmed in lieu of making an appearance before Internal Affairs.

Ellen took a trip over Lady Victoria’s knee for a twenty-four crack double dangling. It has to be said that she put it up and kept it up like a true Woody trouper and instantly won a place in our hearts.

She also won a place in the heart of Bernadette’s godfather, Stacks Monroe. This affair of the heart caused certain difficulties. Apparently the authorities are rather sniffy over members of the constabulary philandering with one of the Smoke’s most notorious gangsters. It was agreed by all involved that she would make a career change and take over at the compound.

It transpires that Ellen Millar had something of a history as a minx and had been caned several times while she was at school. However apparently she had been a popular gal and had been odds on favorite to be voted into the position of Headgirl. According to Ellen a jealous opponent had masterminded a plot and been accused of vandalism. Although she assures me that she was innocent the dodgy opponent had manufactured compelling evidence to the contrary. Not only was Ellen kicked out of the contest to become Headgirl but to her huge disappointment she was also banned from becoming a prefect.

When he heard this story the Grand Master decided that it would be appropriate to make her an honorary member of the Elite. When she is on duty at the facility she wears her Elite clobber with three sergeant’s stripes sewn onto the sleeves of her blazer, but I digress.

Mickey is done with dusting the Bounders bumbags and is smoothing down her skirt and helping her back into the vertical. Bernadette’s expression is a picture of shock and awe. She just stares at Mickey in disbelief.

Mickey in contrast looks extremely pleased with himself.

“That was not funny,” mutters Bernadette in a small voice.

Mickey just winks at her and escorts her back to the dinner table.

There are certain unwritten protocols regarding this kind of incident. We will leave it to Bernadette to reveal the details surrounding her lover deciding it appropriate to put her over his knee in the middle of a crowded restaurant in her own time.

I do my best not to do anything so crass as to gawk but I can’t help noticing that Bernadette seems to have quickly overcome her initial shock and is engaged in another animated discussion with her boy-friend. I return my attention to the conversation at my own table.

After the unexpected interruption we decide to give Melanie some presents and birthday cards while we wait for the entrée to arrive.

Although she is officially an Old Gal she chose to stay on at the compound to study for her degree and is the first inmate to celebrate her thirtieth birthday at the Unit.

Melons has always been an important ingredient of life within our community. Cat might be justly revered as the architect of the cult of the Mega-minxes but Melons was always by her side at the vanguard of the struggle against the dark forces of the Radical Right and their goons from the SS.

We toast her liberally as she smiles prettily as she reads her cards and unfastens the ribbons and bows of the wrapping around her gifts … To Be Continued

Cat Meets the Rozzers – A Spanking New Woody Toon

In ‘Volume 16 – The People’s Choice’, Cathryn Cassidy is forced to submit to a spanking from a Police Officer as a result of a minor narcotics bust. Although possession of a couple of sticks of weed and a small quantity of speed is only a misdemeanor Cat is still enrolled in the Old Gal program and officially on probation. To avoid being sent before a hearing of the Dark Agents of the System Cat agrees to appear as the star spanking attraction at the ‘Annual Policeman’s Ball’. However in the aftermath of the Tribunal the Woody Gals have become national celebrities and to avoid any nosy paparazzi poking their camera’s into Woody affairs it is decided that the official punishment will take place in the safety of the compound. Of course, the creative Woody gals take the opportunity to turn this into a gala event and a spanking extravaganza Woody Style. What else would you expect from Jojo and the gang?

One of the things that I am learning about selecting episodes from the books and writing briefs for our outstanding illustrator, Dave Ell, to breathe life into them as cartoons, is that it is as difficult to decide what to leave out of a story as what to include in the briefing. This is a fairly complex episode in the book (click in the library or the link above a read the full story) so I just selected some highlights for the toon. I think it works just fine. This was also an opportunity to introduce a new character, Police Sergeant Ellen Millar. In the remaining books of the saga the Ellen character plays an increasingly crucial role in the lives of the inmates of the facility. I have always had a ‘thing’ about women in uniform so Ellen is an ideal vehicle to indulge my little fetish … it’s Saturday, so pour yourself a nice long drink, kick-back and download the book absolutely FREE and have a little smile at the toon below … Bottoms Up! … RH