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Merry Xmas and some spanking good last minute stocking fillers

Happy Christmas From Jojo and RH 1Greetings old friends … Betimes the means that makes us strangers, or so said Willy the Shake … As we come up to the festive season I thought that I’d round off the year with a couple of shout-outs, some news and other minutia.

For those of you that are still looking for a few last minute stocking fillers here are a couple of great ideas … My good friends flopsy and Februs over at the Kilahara Library of Spanking Fiction have released seven brand new volumes of Christmas spanking stories … With a combined total of 222,500 words, there is probably something for everybody’s tastes amongst the collection … So I encourage you to cut along sharpish to LSF Publications Xmas Library and stuff your Christmas stockings with some of these last minute goodies.

Another equally enticing stocking-filler is the latest offering from Janus Worldwide who have published Encore Number 10 featuring 85 pages of full sized pictures (some hitherto never previously published) featuring the iconoclastic Nicola Redway and her equally beguiling partner-in-crime Priscilla Waters … the two young ladies appeared in two photo essays (Janus 23 and Janus 46) which are generally considered by genre aficionados as the finest adult schoolgirl spanking sets ever published … Be bold and treat yourself!!!

For the past year the WB2SU site has generally remained open as a repository for the collection of books and cartoons that make up the Woody Back to School Unit Saga … I would like to thank the many visitors who still stop by and rummage around the libraries and galleries … there’s lots to read and lots of original toons to view and its all ABSOLUTELY FREE and even better we keep the site COMMERCIAL FREE as well and that is how it will remain!!!

Before I close and return to a very fine Malbec that I am enjoying I’d just like to play tribute to a couple of sites that just manage to keep tirelessly contributing to the well-being and growth of the entire spanking community … Happy Christmas to Bonnie Burns at My Bottom Smarts , Hermione at Hermione’s Heart , D J Black at the Voice in the Corner , Valdor at The Spank Statement , Brushstrokes at The Spanking Spot , and, of course, finally to Mr Chross, enough said … Long may you all blog.

Of course no WB2SU round-up couldn’t include a shout-out to Our Man from Phuket, the legendary booze-hound and general Scouse Scallywag Dave Ell who I commissioned to draw the 100+ cartoons featured in the galleries and who I would HEARTILY endorse as a collaborator … This is one of my all time favorites and the full story surrounding Deborah’s unfortunate late night caning can be found in Library II in the volume aptly titled  A Bedtime Beating , which as usual is ABSOLUTELY FREE … Please have a very safe and enjoyable festive season … Bottoms Up … RH

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The Woody Gang’s Been Nominated!!!

The Woody GangMy thanks to the guest who nominated our site for inclusion in the Spanking Spot’s Creative Site of the Year award category … My thanks, also, to Brush Strokes, the spanking scenes most eminent political pundit for hosting these prestigious and coveted awards and … Finally my congratulations to my fellow nominee’s who all have wonderfully creative sites and are some of the hardest working bloggers amongst our community.

Over the past year we transformed the Woody Back to School Unit site to become more of a repository for the ongoing saga, which is now comprised of forty-one volumes, (with more on the way) all collected in Library I, and numerous other Woody related stories stored in Library II … The galleries display in excess of one hundred original Woody cartoons that were created in collaboration with Dave Ell … Our intent is to continue to maintain and update the site as new Woody material and, or, other interesting spanking related material becomes available … So please continue to watch this space and remember that everything at the Woody Back to School Unit is completely original and ABSOLUTELY FREE and even better we keep the whole site ABSOLUTELY COMMERCIAL FREE as well.

I think that one of our successes this year was to modernize the look of the site and especially to make it more accessible and reader friendly on most portable devices and to make it work better with a wide variety of browsers … hopefully all our guests are enjoying a more satisfying reading experience on every available medium … if anybody has a problem with a particular browser or device let us know and we will try to rectify … Once again my thanks for the nomination … Bottoms Up! … RH

Greetings from the Woody Gang on Love Our Lurkers 7

Hi Y’all … Although I now mainly use the blog as a repository for the forty-one full-length volumes of the Woody Back to School unit saga and as a gallery for the hundred plus original Woody Toons that I commissioned from my old mucker and general wine-soak Dave Ell I am still flattered by the considerable traffic the site continues to attract and I can assure you that I very much appreciate your visits.

Like most writers I enjoy receiving feedback about the books and am always more than happy to respond to questions regarding the saga so please don’t hesitate to leave comments and I will respond as soon as possible.

As usual I would like to thank the inimitable Bonny over at the legendary My Bottom Smarts for organizing LoL 7 and a big hi to everybody who is participating in this event.

Finally folks I am closing in on finishing the latest installment of the Woody Back to School Unit, “Volume 42 – The Final Flogging” so watch this space … as usual I am pleased to invite you to stay and have a good old rummage around the Libraries and Galleries … there’s plenty to look at and read and it’s all ABSOLUTELY FREE and even better we keep the site COMMERCIAL FREE as well … so kick-back and enjoy …. Bottoms Up! … RH

A Special Treat for Connoisseurs

Once again caps off to Janus Worldwide who have dug through their archives and created a 30th Anniversary digital magazine tribute to the iconic St Winifred’s trilogy … the original three films were financed by Peter Lucas, a doyen of the eccentric London Soho spanking set of the seventies and eighties, and were notable for their use of a relatively large cast, full colour, sound and even some slow-motion effects … the tribute magazine Janus Encore Volume One features recollections of making the film and many previously unpublished pictures for the avid collector of such wonderful smut … It’s also worth stumping up the paltry few squids they are charging for the re-rendered editions of the movies, if for no other reason than to listen to the completely off-script dialogue being uttered by yet another former resident Soho bohemian, a notorious conman and bon viveur, the late great Stanley Lowe who plays the Headmaster of the St Winifred’s school (who says spanking and caning can’t be fun?) … Also of interest is that the films were shot in the once exclusive restaurant known as ‘School Dinners’, that was originally located in the Barracuda Club on Baker Street, not but a skip and a jump from Sherlock H’s original abode … I’m sure that I’m not the only London spanker who partook of an occasional gargle at the SD bar back in the day!

I am very close to finishing the latest volume of the Woody Back to School Unit saga so keep checking back and if you are a new guest, welcome and please feel free to stay around and have a good old rummage about … there’s lots to read and view and, just so you know, everything at WB2SU is available for download ABSOLUTELY FREE and even better we keep the site ABSOLUTELY COMMERCIAL FREE as well (with exception of the occasional shout-out to Janus for nostalgia’s sake) … so enjoy … Bottoms Up!!! … RH

Brand New Look to Woodys – Feedback Requested

Finally I have found a new look for the site that seems to work on desktop, laptop and mobile devices … I will slowly go back through some of the older posts and see if I can clean them up but mostly I am trying to make the new material as user friendly as I can … so if you have a particular device, or use a browser where the site is not looking good please let me know and we’ll see what we can do … I will also reinstate the blogroll as soon as I understand how this new theme works … Thanks from all of us at the WB2SU … Bottoms Up! … RH 

A Spanking Aficionado’s Mystery

Ok team help me out … take a look these two front pages of Janus from back in the day and you would not be considered to be certifiably barking if you assumed that they featured the same model … The young lady on the right appeared in the iconic photo-shoot ‘Punishing Penelope’ (New Janus Volume 1) and the lady on the left, whom I had always assumed to be the same model, was featured in the equally iconic ‘A Lesson for Lindy’ (New Janus Volume 5) … I mean check it out … same colored bumbags, socks, ties and blazers and the signature hats … then check out these views of their rear ends … pretty damn similar shapes in my humble opinion …

… but here’s the thing when I recently purchased a digital copy of ‘The New Derriere Volume 1 Number 3’ and I came across this photograph from the epic Harrison Marks movie ‘The Prefect’s Lesson’ … I noticed that both models seemed to appear in the same picture … enough to make even the most ardent of spanking detectives scratch their noggin’s … and maybe even resorting to a indulging in a glass of chardonnay in the sunshine … clues on a postcard will be gratefully received … Bottoms Up! … RH

Six Red Bums Award for Flopsybunny

I have long been a fan and contributor to the the Kilahara Library of Spanking Fiction which is very ably hosted by Februs, Flopsybunny and a team of diligent spanko volunteers … most recently they have begun to publish a periodic web-zine bearing the creative masthead ‘The Wellred Weekly’ … the WW is now at Issue Five and features a wide variety of spanking focused articles, news and interviews … this splendid new publishing venture has already attracted contributions from a representation of some of the grandee’s from the spanking writing and blogging community … hearty congratulations to Editrix-in-Chief, Flopsybunny for her hard work in bringing this magazine to fruition … the Woody Back to School Unit is pleased to show our appreciation by presenting Flopsybunny with the prestigious Six Red Bums Award for exceptional services to the international spanking community … Bottoms Up! … RH

Finding a Spanking Holy Grail – Thank You Janus Worldwide

I am thrilled to report the considerable progress being made over at the brand spanking new Janus Worldwide web-site … photographer Roy Tersley, who is lovingly digitizing as many original versions of Janus, Roué, Februs and Blushes as he can get his hands on, has recently become something of a spanko celebrity, being interviewed both by Dave over at The Cherry Red Report and by MarQe (a fellow fan of Miss Nicola Redway btw) over at The Study .

In one of my rare anecdotal posts Soho, London, Circa 1972-1975 I lament over the tragic loss of one of my early collections of spanking magazines, including many early and now very rare editions of Janus … now thanks to Roy’s efforts I am able to repurchase in digital format many of these lost treasures … I was thrilled to find a reprint of Roué 41 … the previous edition had introduced a gal known as Joanna Redstone as an obnoxious Headgirl of the fictitious Frimlingham High school for gals who is caught delivering illegal whops to an unfortunate subordinate, (Joanna became the inspiration for the characters of Yvonne Godfrey and Mitch the Bitch in the Woody Back to School Unit saga) … the magazine promised a full account of Joanna getting her comeuppance in the following edition … I was working overseas when the new edition hit the newsstands and did not return until some months later … as usual upon my return to Blighty I cut along sharpish to Old Compton Street to procure myself a copy … unfortunately they were sold out and over the coming years I often checked in to see if an edition had become available but sadly it was never to be found on the shelves … over the years I have found several images on the net but never the full set … to my delight Roy and his team have delivered this Holy Grail … and for the princely sum of USD 6.28 (GBP 4.00) I was able to download in pdf format … considering the age of the original the quality is about as good as can be expected (the three iconic images featuring the model known as Joanna included in this post were taken directly from the pdf file) … the full magazine runs to sixty pages and features stories, pictures, features and readers letters so all in all pretty good value for money … so thanks a shedload to Roy and his team … keep up the good work … and please find copies of New Janus Number 1 and Janus Volume 8, Number 12 and digitize them!

So my friends while I kickback and enjoy this very old publication with a very well-spiced Bloody Mary please feel free to hang around at Woodys and have a good old rummage about … there are thirty-nine full volumes of the Woody Back to School Unit saga available for download in Library I and numerous other Woody related writings and ramblings in Library II … the galleries contain over a hundred completely original toons that I have commissioned over the last eighteen months … and you know what? … the best thing about this? … Everything at Woodys is ABSOLUTELY FREE and COMMERCIAL FREE … Bottoms Up! … RH

A Woody Update … Message from Mr Humphries

Over the past few weeks I have received numerous emails enquiring after the state of my health and also, due to my recent lack of activity, whether I am closing the doors to the Woody Back to School Unit … the answer to the former is that touchwood I seem to have made a remarkable recovery from my unfortunate health misadventure, largely due to successfully giving up smoking (yay me) … and thank you all so much for your kind thoughts.

The answer to the latter question is slightly more complex … the simple answer is no, the WB2SU site will continue to remain open and will be updated whenever appropriate and new material is available … I have published thirty-nine full length installments of the Woody Back to School Unit saga and am slowly but inexorably reaching the conclusion of this account of the current phase of the lives of the many characters that inhabit the correctional center for Extreme Ladettes … my problem is that as a spanking writer my style has never been simply “Get over my knee”, “Down with the bumbags”, ‘Whap! Whop! Whap!’, End of Story! … Although spanking and corporal punishment is indubitably the central theme of the saga I have always tried to involve my characters in adventures (and misadventures) and to elaborate on the back-stories of what led them to be sentenced to spend seven years at this austere government correctional institution without even the vaguest possibility of parole … However, as I near the conclusion of the tale I find it increasingly challenging to avoid becoming repetitive and not recounting old back-stories that can be found elsewhere in the saga … That being said, the publication of the most recent volume ‘Volume 39 – Big Gals Don’t Cry’ was included in the highly influential Spankings of the Week listings published by the inimitable Mr Chross which attracted a host of brand new readers … I notice from the analytical data that WordPress provides me a whole slew of new guests have elected to go back and start at ‘Volume 1 – Whops and Clobber’, and slowly work their way through the complete saga, which, of course, I think is quite wonderful … I have also noticed this phenomenon over at the quite excellent Kilahara Library of Spanking Fiction where my saga has been show-cased for some time and continuously finds new readers and fans of the Woody Gals … so welcome to all of you and I hope that you find the stories and characters engaging and entertaining and continue to read.

Equally with the Woody Toons that I have commissioned and developed in collaboration with Our Man in Phuket, the legendary wine-soak Dave Ell , they started off as an experiment, I thought I’d try out a couple but over a nearly two year period I ended up purchasing over a hundred toons … again they are mostly based upon extracts from the saga that I felt were suitable for the cartoon genre … as I progress towards the conclusion of the story I can assure you that I will continue to commission Dave for new works when there is a good story to tell.

So, in the meantime, while I continue to produce new and original writing and toons please feel free to hang around at Woodys and have a good old rummage about … there are thirty-nine full volumes of the Woody Back to School Unit saga available for download in Library I and numerous other Woody related writings and ramblings in Library II … the galleries contain over a hundred completely original toons that I have commissioned from Dave … and you know what? … the best thing about this? … Everything at Woodys is ABSOLUTELY FREE and COMMERCIAL FREE … Bottoms Up! … RH

Putting the Finishing Touches to a Damn Good Spanking

Another brief extract from the forthcoming ‘Volume 39 – Holy Smoking Bumbags’, the latest episode in the Woody Back to School Unit saga … and of course an accompanying original Woody toon delightfully rendered by Our Man in Phuket, the engagingly incorrigible Scouse refugee, Dave Ell . It’s Sunday and just the right time for a hand-mixed Bloody Mary … so kickback and enjoy the yarn and the brand spanking new toon … Bottoms Up! … RH

The Finishing Touches

Deborah hung upside down over Ms Lawton’s lap panting while the former Grand Dame rolled her bumbags back into place and turned down her skirt.

Ms Lawton had generously invited Debs to lunch with her at Monets to celebrate the confirmation Deborah had received that on the day of her release she would receive an advance cheque for a hundred thousand squids against potential sales of her magnum opus, ‘Waiting to be caned, a history of Woodys’.

Debs had been given dispensation by ‘Team Morton’ to share a delightful bottle of Dom Perignon 2000 to wash down the plump Arcachon oysters that the proprietor, Oliver, had flown in from Bordeaux each day.

Ms Lawton reached over and patted Debs on the hand, “It will be a huge seller,” Ms Lawton told her.

“I can’t imagine that anybody is likely to be much interested in parting with their hard earned squids if I get my arse spanked on the first day of Wimbledon,” said Debs dubiously.

“Deborah, you are not going to get your arse spanked at Wimbledon,” Ms Lawton said sternly. “I talked with Jane Lummell the other day, she says that she has never seen you fitter or hitting the ball so well. Considering that a few years ago you were considered to be one of the best players in the world that’s quite a compliment.”

“It wasn’t a few years ago it was seven years ago,” interjected Debs.

“Deborah if you continue to be petulant you will not have to wait until Wimbledon to have your bottom spanked,” laughed Susan Lawton. I can take care of that just as soon as we get back to the facility.”

Debs thought for a moment and then she grinned. “Is that a promise?” she asked.

Despite her elegant and refined appearance Susan Lawton was extremely fit and very strong. At school she had been an athletic cove, playing on the hockey and lacrosse teams at county level. During her years in Military Intelligence she had always passed her physicals with flying colors and even when she had retired from active duty to administrate the Woody Back to School Unit she had kept in shape.

Her hands rebounded off Deborah’s flaming buttocks with extreme prejudice. Deborah writhed and kicked and wriggled. Her head shook from side to side in agitation. She had hardly caught her breath from the first blitz attack before Susan Lawton had launched a second prolonged assault on her poor beleaguered bum.

“Now Deborah, let’s get you back in to position properly so that we can finish you off,” said Ms Lawton authoritatively.

“But I am finished Ma’am, honest I am,” wailed Debs plaintively and tried to push herself up from Ms Lawton’s knees but the former Grand Dame had a strong grip around her waist and pulled her tightly back into the crease of her lap.

“Nonsense Deborah, now let’s have your arms and legs stretched out properly and your head well down,” snorted Ms Lawton, “and then I can proceed.”

Deborah grunted unenthusiastically. Her bottom was already blazing and the idea of being ‘finished off’ was extremely unappealing. Very slowly she stretched her legs back until they were straight out and only the tips of her shoes were touching the floor. She stretched out her arms and lowered her head between the crisply starched sleeves of her white blouse. She stared bleakly down at the carpet of Ms Lawton’s apartment and waited for her to apply the finishing touches to her handiwork.

For Deborah these last few moments were the very essence of being spanked. They were through with the heart of the spanking and the heat of the battle was over. The kicking and squirming and writhing were done with. As Deborah felt herself being pulled tightly into the crease of Ms Lawton’s lap she knew that she was absolutely and thoroughly subjugated and that she was defenseless to resist. All that remained was for Ms Lawton to finish her off.

In contrast to the recent blitz attack the last twelve spanks were delivered very slowly and with great deliberation. Susan spanked alternate buttocks, making sure that every centimeter of Deborah’s red and swollen rear end was revisited one last time. Debs shoulders jerked and her toes tapped on the floor upon the arrival of each spank.

Ms Lawton straightened Deborah’s tie and then helped her on with her blazer.

“So how was it?” she asked.

“Golly ma’am it was just like old times,” Deborah grinned ruefully. “I’ll never forget the first time you put me over your knee and how you elevated my concept of being spanked to a whole new level.”

“That was a long time ago,” responded Ms Lawton.

“Yes Ma’am, but I still remember it as if it was yesterday,” chuckled Debs.

A Lesson in Spanking

“Yes Morton, how can I help you?” Ms Lawton had asked when Deborah had tapped on the door of her office.

Deborah was twenty-one at the time and had only been an inmate of the Unit for a little over two months. It was most unusual for Little Brats to pay visits to the Grand Dame’s study, especially during lecture hours.

“Ms Reed sent me up for another dusting,” Deborah responded.

Ms Lawton raised an enquiring eyebrow. “Another dusting?” she asked.

Deborah’s face reddened slightly. “Yes ma’am, Ms Reed already dusted me once but it wasn’t terribly successful,” she explained.

“In what way was it not successful?” asked the Grand Dame.

“Well it didn’t actually hurt very much and I told her so,” said Debs, “which in hindsight was probably not such a good idea.”

Ms Lawton frowned. Generally the Dames took care of their own dustings and even in extreme cases they would normally dispatch a Little Brat up to the library for an extended spanking from the Senior Brat Draper. In the four years that the unit had been open not a single brat had been sent up to the Grand Dame’s office to be dusted.

She pulled out her cell phone and called Ms Reed. They conferred for several minutes and then Ms Lawton snapped her phone closed.

Deborah was caught unawares. When Ms Lawton span back to face her she appeared quite benign and mellow, then in an instant she fixed Debs with a gimlet gaze and proceeded to serve up an extremely unsavory ration of tongue pie. Deborah was absolutely gob-smacked. Over the years she had received more than her fair share of scolding’s during her rather delinquent career but she had never heard anything quite like this. Ms Lawton barely raised her voice but by the time she was finished Deborah felt as if she had been mauled by a mountain lion. It was most disagreeable.

Deborah was almost relieved when it came time to stretch her self out into a full drape across the Grand Dames lap and to escape any further lambasting. However her relief was short lived and came to an abrupt halt when she felt Ms Lawton’s fingers in the elastic waistband of her bumbags and them being unceremoniously yanked downwards.

“Hey,” she squealed and desperately tried to reach back to retrieve them. Since arriving had the unit Deborah had been required to participate in several training spankings, she had been dusted half a dozen times in the lecture rooms, and on two occasions had been sent up to the library for extended thirty-six spank dustings from Katie Beck. All had been delivered with her bumbags firmly in-situ. Ms Lawton slapped Deborah’s hand out of the way and tucked her tightly into the crease of her lap.

They did not start immediately and Deborah hung upside down with her bottom bared feeling helpless and vulnerable as she waited to be spanked. As usual Ms Lawton started slowly and rhythmically working Debs right buttock and then her left, reddening her up from the tops of her thighs to the crown of her upturned arse. Six, twelve, eighteen, twenty-four good crisp spanks, and then it began. It was like nothing Deborah had ever experienced before. A thirty-six spank blitz attack. Spanks raining down from all directions, completely bewildering her. Deborah stamped her feet, kicked her legs, she shook her head wildly and pummeled the air with her fists.

Then it was over. Thirty-six spanks delivered in the space of barely a minute. Deborah’s backside was the color of a Caribbean sunset. She was panting at the shock of it all.

“Now Miss Morton let’s get you back into position so we can finish you off,” said Ms Lawton in her quiet voice.

Deborah felt tears welling up in her eyes. She didn’t want to be finished off, as far as she was concerned she was already more than adequately finished. She tried to say something but all that came out of her mouth was a gurgle. She buried her face in her hands and prayed to the gods.

Deborah’s face was flushed and her mouth hung a little open as she watched Ms Lawton calmly adding the spanking to her Punishment Record Book. Deborah was absolutely exhausted but the Grand Dame seemed perfectly calm and not in the least bit troubled by her recent exertions.

“I hope that was a lesson for you Miss Morton,” said Ms Lawton as she handed back the prb. “Now cut along sharpish and I hope I don’t see you here again any time soon or I’ll really feel obliged to give you something to think about.”

Deborah had tottered out of the study, wriggling and squirming. She could not believe that a hand spanking could hurt so much. Certainly her earlier dustings had been quite uncomfortable, and there was no question that Katie could spank up a storm, but nothing compared to being spanked on the bare bottom for the very first time.

Over the years Deborah would take numerous further trips over Ms Lawton’s lap but nothing would ever truly compare to the devastation she experienced when she had learned her very first lesson in the fine art of spanking.