Category Archives: the Slipper

Merry Xmas and some spanking good last minute stocking fillers

Happy Christmas From Jojo and RH 1Greetings old friends … Betimes the means that makes us strangers, or so said Willy the Shake … As we come up to the festive season I thought that I’d round off the year with a couple of shout-outs, some news and other minutia.

For those of you that are still looking for a few last minute stocking fillers here are a couple of great ideas … My good friends flopsy and Februs over at the Kilahara Library of Spanking Fiction have released seven brand new volumes of Christmas spanking stories … With a combined total of 222,500 words, there is probably something for everybody’s tastes amongst the collection … So I encourage you to cut along sharpish to LSF Publications Xmas Library and stuff your Christmas stockings with some of these last minute goodies.

Another equally enticing stocking-filler is the latest offering from Janus Worldwide who have published Encore Number 10 featuring 85 pages of full sized pictures (some hitherto never previously published) featuring the iconoclastic Nicola Redway and her equally beguiling partner-in-crime Priscilla Waters … the two young ladies appeared in two photo essays (Janus 23 and Janus 46) which are generally considered by genre aficionados as the finest adult schoolgirl spanking sets ever published … Be bold and treat yourself!!!

For the past year the WB2SU site has generally remained open as a repository for the collection of books and cartoons that make up the Woody Back to School Unit Saga … I would like to thank the many visitors who still stop by and rummage around the libraries and galleries … there’s lots to read and lots of original toons to view and its all ABSOLUTELY FREE and even better we keep the site COMMERCIAL FREE as well and that is how it will remain!!!

Before I close and return to a very fine Malbec that I am enjoying I’d just like to play tribute to a couple of sites that just manage to keep tirelessly contributing to the well-being and growth of the entire spanking community … Happy Christmas to Bonnie Burns at My Bottom Smarts , Hermione at Hermione’s Heart , D J Black at the Voice in the Corner , Valdor at The Spank Statement , Brushstrokes at The Spanking Spot , and, of course, finally to Mr Chross, enough said … Long may you all blog.

Of course no WB2SU round-up couldn’t include a shout-out to Our Man from Phuket, the legendary booze-hound and general Scouse Scallywag Dave Ell who I commissioned to draw the 100+ cartoons featured in the galleries and who I would HEARTILY endorse as a collaborator … This is one of my all time favorites and the full story surrounding Deborah’s unfortunate late night caning can be found in Library II in the volume aptly titled  A Bedtime Beating , which as usual is ABSOLUTELY FREE … Please have a very safe and enjoyable festive season … Bottoms Up … RH

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They’re Back!!! Brand New Woody Back to School Unit Book

Volume 42 -  CoverAfter nearly six months of being diverted by other projects and everyday life events I am pleased to announce that the Woody Gals are finally back in a brand new full-length yarn Volume 42 – The Final Flogging … As usual it features the latest adventures and misadventures of Debs Morton, Jojo Heyworth and the rest of the Woody Gang … Thrills, spills and the sounds of canes, straps and slippers rebounding off tautened navy blue gossamer bumbags abound … And you know what? … It’s ABSOLUTELY FREE just like everything else at the Woody Back to School Unit and what is even better we keep the whole site ABSOLUTELY COMMERCIAL FREE as well.

The new volume is also available for download in Library 1 from the main menu above and my personal favorite way for mobile viewing is on my iPad … just touch the pdf file anywhere towards the top of the screen and when the menu appears touch the icon in the top far right corner and it will ask you what browser you would like to open in (iBooks, kindle, nook etc).

Finally I would like to thank many old friends who have kept in touch and encouraged me to continue the saga … It has always been my intention to continue to write and publish new stories about the antics of the huge cast of characters that I have created over the years and I am actively in the process of writing Volume 43 of the saga so hopefully it will not be another six months before you hear from me again … However a few months ago I made a conscious decision to turn the blog into a repository for the body of written work that I have produced over several decades and as a library to house the many artistic endeavors that I have created in collaboration with the wonderful artist and downright drunken degenerate Scouser Dave Ell … btw Dave has several books of his own original works available over at his site.

So go ahead and download the latest book, cosy up with a nice refreshing bottle of Unoaked Chardonay or a fine Pinot Noir and ENJOY … Bottoms Up! … RH

The Woody Gang’s Been Nominated!!!

The Woody GangMy thanks to the guest who nominated our site for inclusion in the Spanking Spot’s Creative Site of the Year award category … My thanks, also, to Brush Strokes, the spanking scenes most eminent political pundit for hosting these prestigious and coveted awards and … Finally my congratulations to my fellow nominee’s who all have wonderfully creative sites and are some of the hardest working bloggers amongst our community.

Over the past year we transformed the Woody Back to School Unit site to become more of a repository for the ongoing saga, which is now comprised of forty-one volumes, (with more on the way) all collected in Library I, and numerous other Woody related stories stored in Library II … The galleries display in excess of one hundred original Woody cartoons that were created in collaboration with Dave Ell … Our intent is to continue to maintain and update the site as new Woody material and, or, other interesting spanking related material becomes available … So please continue to watch this space and remember that everything at the Woody Back to School Unit is completely original and ABSOLUTELY FREE and even better we keep the whole site ABSOLUTELY COMMERCIAL FREE as well.

I think that one of our successes this year was to modernize the look of the site and especially to make it more accessible and reader friendly on most portable devices and to make it work better with a wide variety of browsers … hopefully all our guests are enjoying a more satisfying reading experience on every available medium … if anybody has a problem with a particular browser or device let us know and we will try to rectify … Once again my thanks for the nomination … Bottoms Up! … RH

Greetings from the Woody Gang on Love Our Lurkers 7

Hi Y’all … Although I now mainly use the blog as a repository for the forty-one full-length volumes of the Woody Back to School unit saga and as a gallery for the hundred plus original Woody Toons that I commissioned from my old mucker and general wine-soak Dave Ell I am still flattered by the considerable traffic the site continues to attract and I can assure you that I very much appreciate your visits.

Like most writers I enjoy receiving feedback about the books and am always more than happy to respond to questions regarding the saga so please don’t hesitate to leave comments and I will respond as soon as possible.

As usual I would like to thank the inimitable Bonny over at the legendary My Bottom Smarts for organizing LoL 7 and a big hi to everybody who is participating in this event.

Finally folks I am closing in on finishing the latest installment of the Woody Back to School Unit, “Volume 42 – The Final Flogging” so watch this space … as usual I am pleased to invite you to stay and have a good old rummage around the Libraries and Galleries … there’s plenty to look at and read and it’s all ABSOLUTELY FREE and even better we keep the site COMMERCIAL FREE as well … so kick-back and enjoy …. Bottoms Up! … RH

Brand New Look to Woodys – Feedback Requested

Finally I have found a new look for the site that seems to work on desktop, laptop and mobile devices … I will slowly go back through some of the older posts and see if I can clean them up but mostly I am trying to make the new material as user friendly as I can … so if you have a particular device, or use a browser where the site is not looking good please let me know and we’ll see what we can do … I will also reinstate the blogroll as soon as I understand how this new theme works … Thanks from all of us at the WB2SU … Bottoms Up! … RH 

Six Red Bums Award for Flopsybunny

I have long been a fan and contributor to the the Kilahara Library of Spanking Fiction which is very ably hosted by Februs, Flopsybunny and a team of diligent spanko volunteers … most recently they have begun to publish a periodic web-zine bearing the creative masthead ‘The Wellred Weekly’ … the WW is now at Issue Five and features a wide variety of spanking focused articles, news and interviews … this splendid new publishing venture has already attracted contributions from a representation of some of the grandee’s from the spanking writing and blogging community … hearty congratulations to Editrix-in-Chief, Flopsybunny for her hard work in bringing this magazine to fruition … the Woody Back to School Unit is pleased to show our appreciation by presenting Flopsybunny with the prestigious Six Red Bums Award for exceptional services to the international spanking community … Bottoms Up! … RH

A Woody Update … Message from Mr Humphries

Over the past few weeks I have received numerous emails enquiring after the state of my health and also, due to my recent lack of activity, whether I am closing the doors to the Woody Back to School Unit … the answer to the former is that touchwood I seem to have made a remarkable recovery from my unfortunate health misadventure, largely due to successfully giving up smoking (yay me) … and thank you all so much for your kind thoughts.

The answer to the latter question is slightly more complex … the simple answer is no, the WB2SU site will continue to remain open and will be updated whenever appropriate and new material is available … I have published thirty-nine full length installments of the Woody Back to School Unit saga and am slowly but inexorably reaching the conclusion of this account of the current phase of the lives of the many characters that inhabit the correctional center for Extreme Ladettes … my problem is that as a spanking writer my style has never been simply “Get over my knee”, “Down with the bumbags”, ‘Whap! Whop! Whap!’, End of Story! … Although spanking and corporal punishment is indubitably the central theme of the saga I have always tried to involve my characters in adventures (and misadventures) and to elaborate on the back-stories of what led them to be sentenced to spend seven years at this austere government correctional institution without even the vaguest possibility of parole … However, as I near the conclusion of the tale I find it increasingly challenging to avoid becoming repetitive and not recounting old back-stories that can be found elsewhere in the saga … That being said, the publication of the most recent volume ‘Volume 39 – Big Gals Don’t Cry’ was included in the highly influential Spankings of the Week listings published by the inimitable Mr Chross which attracted a host of brand new readers … I notice from the analytical data that WordPress provides me a whole slew of new guests have elected to go back and start at ‘Volume 1 – Whops and Clobber’, and slowly work their way through the complete saga, which, of course, I think is quite wonderful … I have also noticed this phenomenon over at the quite excellent Kilahara Library of Spanking Fiction where my saga has been show-cased for some time and continuously finds new readers and fans of the Woody Gals … so welcome to all of you and I hope that you find the stories and characters engaging and entertaining and continue to read.

Equally with the Woody Toons that I have commissioned and developed in collaboration with Our Man in Phuket, the legendary wine-soak Dave Ell , they started off as an experiment, I thought I’d try out a couple but over a nearly two year period I ended up purchasing over a hundred toons … again they are mostly based upon extracts from the saga that I felt were suitable for the cartoon genre … as I progress towards the conclusion of the story I can assure you that I will continue to commission Dave for new works when there is a good story to tell.

So, in the meantime, while I continue to produce new and original writing and toons please feel free to hang around at Woodys and have a good old rummage about … there are thirty-nine full volumes of the Woody Back to School Unit saga available for download in Library I and numerous other Woody related writings and ramblings in Library II … the galleries contain over a hundred completely original toons that I have commissioned from Dave … and you know what? … the best thing about this? … Everything at Woodys is ABSOLUTELY FREE and COMMERCIAL FREE … Bottoms Up! … RH

Twenty-Four Hours – The Conclusion

For the past few posts we have been following Debs Morton around and witnessing the trials and tribulations of her unfortunate bumbags … today the Woody Back to School Unit is pleased to present the complete story of 24 sizzling hours inside Deborah’s bumbags … unusually this sequence of toons is not directly related to an extract from the saga … this was designed more as a tongue-in-cheek tribute to celebrate the thirty-eighth anniversary of creating the character of Debs Morton and the fiftieth birthday of the young lady her character was originally based upon … it was also a great opportunity to revisit a host of Woody personalities as drawn by Our Man in Phuket Dave Ell … I think that the concluding toon is a masterpiece with all the little side witticisms that Dave threw in … as usual my appreciation for his interpretations of my briefs … I really hope that you enjoy the toons and if you are a new guest please take the time to stay and have a good old rummage around … there is plenty to read and view in the libraries and galleries … everything is absolutely FREE and best of all, commercial FREE … I have the good fortune of having a long weekend so I am going to kick-back and enjoy a spicy Bloody Mary, why don’t you join me … enjoy … Bottoms Up! … RH

Which Side Do You Want the Last One?

I have been writing the character of Debs Morton in some form or the other since March 1973 … the reason that I can be so certain of the timeline is that the spanking of my chum’s sister that inspired me to first put pen to paper coincided with the release of Pink Floyds Dark Side of the Moon … I mentioned a couple of days ago that the young lady who had the misfortune to be on the wrong end of the spanking celebrates her fiftieth birthday today, so happy b’day to Debbie and I suppose I should add a belated HB to Debs.

The Debs character is not the only inmate of the Woody Back to School Unit who dates back to that era … Melanie White, Spanker Spage, the Butcher Twins, and Cat Cassidy are all based on local gals I grew up with … Melanie was my cousin’s best chum and for quite a long time dated one of my running mate’s and was a wonderfully larger than life character.

Her father was a heart surgeon, which at the time was an extremely prestigious profession and I can only presume earned him a Kings Ransom … her mother was a divinely chic creature who lunched and whenever I met her she could be best described as appearing very elegantly wasted … Melanie was extremely attractive, with hazel eyes, thick chestnut hair and a smattering of cute freckles on her nose … she earned the nickname of ‘Melons’ at a young age due to her impressive appendages … she attended the same school as Debbie and my cousin and was very bright … she was also very, very wild.

A short time after I had visited Debbie up at Concordia University in Montreal I took Cuz and Melanie out for a few bevvies, we were all in our early twenty’s at the time … I mentioned that I had stayed with Debbie … they were a couple of years older than her and mostly remembered her for her tennis, there had been some speculation that Debbie would turn pro until a dislodged vertebrae put paid to that dream … but they did offer a few insights and observations that I have used over the years in my writing … Cuz told me that Debbie was always in trouble, by far the naughtiest gal in the school, and was often chucked out of morning assembly … Melons concurred telling me that Debbie was “probably even naughtier than me if that is possible,” and giggled that, “she probably stayed behind after school quite a few times” … I understood what Melanie meant by the last comment … the phrase had often been used at the preparatory school I attended where the males were dealt with summarily while the gentler sex were told that they would be staying behind … which was code for informing the hapless miscreant that she was in for a damn good spanking … or in the case that Melons was referring to, a dose of the slipper.

I was aware that both my cousin and Melanie were familiar with corporal punishment … there had been a minor family controversy after my cousin had been caned for truancy … my Aunt was apoplectic that she paid these exorbitant school fee’s and Cuz was bunking off … she was threatening to put Cuz over her knee when she got home and spank her so hard she wouldn’t sit down for a week … my mother argued that the school had dealt with the matter and that should be the end of it … eventually my Mum prevailed and Cuz escaped a prolonged spanking but I seem to remember that she was grounded for eternity and might have preferred a quicker solution … over the years, although she has never really been specific, Cuz has often intimated that the truancy incident was neither the first nor last time she got the cane but I can’t be sure.

As I said earlier Melanie was pretty wild … she hung with our crew and was tight with my girlfriend du jour, J … Melanie was incredibly articulate, funny and down-right crude … I’ll never forget her complaining that, “trouble follows me around like a bad case of flatulence,” … not a bad quip for a young lady and I have subsequently plagiarized it extensively in my writings … she was also pretty open and uninhibited and she used to confide in J … one time Melanie had been required to stay behind and she told J how it went down … J was fascinated and horrified by Melons account, as the school she attended did not practice any form of corporal punishment … anyway according to Melons the slippering ritual went something like this …

The first order of business each morning was the calling of registration … each gal’s name was called and she was required to confirm her presence … it was at this time that it was customary to inform any luckless individual that they would be staying late … according to Melanie’s account to J this misfortune had occurred and she had duly stayed behind and given three cracks of the plimsoll … given the time and place (early 1970’s, London) this would not seem particularly unusual … nonetheless this kind of information was both exciting and stimulating to a young buck spanko like RH … but it was the last piece of info that Melanie shared with J that I found so exhilarating … according to J’s second hand account Melanie’s form mistress was both slipper-happy and slightly deranged … apparently she would whap her slipper down alternately across right and left buttock and then enquire from the unfortunate gal … “which side (buttock) do you want the last one?” … I just thought that was classic … anyway I have a squillion hours of recorded football to watch so I need to cut along sharpish … thanks for calling by … stay and have a good old rummage … everything is absolutely FREE and completely commercial FREE … so enjoy … Bottoms Up! … RH

Twenty-Four-Hours Part 1 – 0900 Hours to 1215 Hours

Today’s toon is the first in a sequence that follows the trials and tribulations of Deborah Morton’s bumbags through an extremely hot and sweaty twenty-four-hours … there is a little bit of a back-story behind why I commissioned this particular set of toons … thirty-six years ago I overheard my best chums sister, Debbie, being spanked by her mother, it was an event that inspired me to write my first ever spanking story and to plant the first seeds of the character who would eventually evolve into Debs Morton in the Woody Back to School Unit saga … a few days ago I noticed on her brother’s Facebook page that this weekend he will be travelling to the East Coast to help the young lady in question celebrate her fiftieth birthday … In honor of Debbie’s anniversary I decided that it was a perfect excuse to commission this spectacular homage to the character she inspired.

I shall of course be sending Debbie my heartiest congratulations but any tributes that I send her will be of the floral nature … although she is a wonderfully funny and open-minded member of the human race I am pretty certain that she would not appreciate this little tribute … after a brief but inspiring conversation that I once had with her regarding her experiences of corporal punishment I concluded with some degree of certainty that she is definitely not of the spankette inclination (see Conversations with Debbie and the Vanilla Nuggets for further details … oh well.

As usual I would like to express my appreciation to Our Man in Phuket, Dave Ell , who has done a magnificent job in bringing this sequence to life and it is our pleasure to show the evolution of this toon evolving from pencil drawing, thru inking and then coloration and finally addition of dialogue … Well done Dave.

‘Twenty-Four-Hours Part 2 – 1215 Hours to 2245 Hours’ is scheduled for release tomorrow … so make sure you stop by … it’s another absolute classic … I will also be sending Dave two more briefs to conclude this series and we’ll hopefully have them ready next week … I can assure you the by the time we are finished you will agree that these were a very hot and sweaty twenty-four hours to be sporting poor old Debs Morton’s bumbags … and depending on your personal persuasion in these matters might even make you downright jealous … kick-back and enjoy … Bottoms Up! … RH